This is the way my mind works:
I saw this ad on television.
I thought, “No real women look like that.”
Then I thought, “Women know that real women don’t look like that, so why do they use them in the ads?”
Then I thought, “These ads are for men. They want men to think that their woman will look like this if they buy them that bra.”
Then I thought, “I wonder how many men know their wife’s or girlfriend’s bra size.”
Is this something that husbands are supposed to know? Now I’m obsessed with finding out.
I have a two married couples coming over for dinner tonight and I know that I’m going to end up asking the men if they know what size bra their wives wear.
Which might lead to some awkwardness, but I really, really want to know.
All this from a Victoria’s Secret ad