I solved the Jesus theft.

I came across this sign in a store this weekend.


The first questions that came to my mind were “Is Jesus really the plural of Jesus?” and “Why did they use two periods?”

But once I got past the grammar, I realized that the bigger question is “Who would steal a baby Jesus?”

A religious person wouldn’t steal Jesus because if stealing is a sin then stealing Jesus has to be a ticket straight to hell.

And what would a non-religious person want with a baby Jesus? It would be kind of weird to have a statue of a baby in a manger sitting around if you don’t believe the whole back story.

The only logical explanation is atheistic Anne Geddes fans.

After all, if you’re into pictures of flower babies you’d probably think nothing of stealing a newborn dressed as a bale of hay.



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