I bought a pair of green pants.
Not only are they green, but the back pockets have sparkles. And embroidery.
I own a pair of green pants with sparkly, embroidered pockets!
Me, the woman who once called a pair of plain tan pants “a little too flashy.”
The one who spent the entirety of last winter wearing only white, black and grey clothing.
What in the world am I going to do with green pants?