I think I may have discovered the world’s most useless superpower: the ability to predict the plots of dumb television shows.
Ok, maybe that’s not exactly a superpower, but just imagine if it was.
Villains are attacking the planet! Life as we know it may be coming to an end!
Superman is leaping tall buildings in a single bound! Spiderman is shooting webs out of his wrists! Batman is doing whatever it is Batman does! (Give me a break. I’ve never seen a Batman movie.)
And Television Plot Predictor is announcing, “Rayna and Deacon are going to sleep together and then have a fight on Nashville” or “Charlotte is going to start abusing prescription medication again on Revenge.”
See what I mean? Just plain useless.
And, for the record, I will neither confirm nor deny that I possess this particular superpower.
Let’s just say that I’m no Superman.