As a public service I am going to visit all the houses that put up way too many Christmas decoration next year and offer to help cull them.
I don’t expect my generous offer will be accepted in the spirit in which it is offered. I just want to help people go from trashy to classy, but holiday lights are an addiction. And addicts can be mean with confronted with their addiction.
If I can help just one person trade in their giant inflatable Santa for a simple tree with white lights, the world will be a better place.